Now Now, before Sheki plans to beat us all up [or even better take us out for drinks!], I humbly request him to read this.
Sri G Balaji. [applause in the back ground]
Don't let his I-like-lollypop looks deceive you, for this guy has a monster hidden inside him. A monster which no human can emulate. A monster which every human would love to be around with. A monster which sometimes is so confused, it might act like a little girl. A monster which is still considered a legend by those who have not seen it.
Like every super hero, this monster [its a good one by the way, like king-kong only smaller and less hairy] needs something to bring it to life. Like spider-man needed the spider to bite him. This monster needs alcohol to fuel his form. The bad part is alcohol is expensive. The good part is Bala doesn't need more than 1.2*e-15 gm/ml to bring the monster out.
From being absolutely scientific [talking about benzene rings being sexy] to absurdly insane[No,I will not say it Bala].
The monster has been most commonly seen during or after exams, but we could not confirm these reports because the witnesses were in a 'monstrous' mood themselves.
It is impossible to tell the monster from normal humans in photographic evidences provided. There have been videos in the past with the monster in its full glory talking strangely into a 'mic' and speaking about 'EG Exams' funny, the monster has a nerdy side too.
Those who have not seen it continue their toil for the ultimate treasure hunt, The search for the 'High'-to-saurous.
[I'm sure many comments, slippers and other things will follow, this is purely for fun please, nobody take it to heart]
On the title
5 years ago
1 comment:
as for the heading - most apt.
temme something man - are your sudden imba posts a result of "plugging" into some aliens ;)
all i can add is that like every1 else that i have come across brandishing their set of monsters - they all fall in love with the guy who spends that extra time with them during the reign of their monster. :P
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